Sometimes, we get the “you spend too much, honey.” Well we are here to give you a few justified responses.
#1. He says that you buy way too many new shoes.
Justified response: Babe, I have ALWAYS had these shoes…. do you not ever notice what I wear?
#2. He says that you spend too much on handbags.
Justified response: I’m just stimulating the economy. Kind of like you did with that brand new golf set of yours.
#3. He says you have entirely too many clothes.
Justified response: So, I’m just assuming that it would make YOU happy if I went grocery shopping naked, huh?
#4. He says you shop all the time.
Justified response: What do you expect me to do when you’re out golfing?… with your new golf set?